To celebrate the fact I can get on DA, at least at school, even if my apartment wifi is still a butt and refuses to open DA, I though I'd do some random memes that looked interesting to me~
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:: Masculine Traits ::
[ ] You are male.
[ ] You would prefer being male.
[ ] You don't wear makeup.
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child.
[x] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books.
[/] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell.
[x] You look up to male role-models.
[ ] You can relate to guy logic.
[ ] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[ ] You like baggy clothes.
[?] You like a well (I think this one got cut off....)
[x] You love memes.
[x] You like big dogs.
[ ] Fedoras are cool.
[ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[/] You sit with your legs apart. (Depends on where I am and who I am with~ )
[ ] You don't understand women.
[/] You rarely cry in front of people. (The other half is incase it's a sad movie >v>; )
[ ] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[x] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc.
[x] You hold doors for women/disabled. (I hold doors open for anyone! It is only right! )
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[x] You have facial/chest hair. (*weeps profusely* )
[ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
TOTAL :: 10.5
:: Feminine Traits ::
[x] You are female
[/] You would prefer being female. (Man, if I were a man I imagine how suave I would be! I bet I would be hot too...)
[x] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, ect. (errrr just my hair?)
[x] You wish you were thinner.
[x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon.
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, ect.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, ect.
[ ] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child.
[x] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute.
[ ] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet.
[x] You look up to female role-models.
[x] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[x] You like cute clothes.
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[ ] You love to dye your hair.
[/] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. (That tub of ice-cream would ruin that thin question! )
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[/] You cross your legs and have good posture. (Slouching man. However, I do have good posture if the occasion calls for it. )
[x] The male brain is a mystery.
[ ] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet.
[/] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. (Woah there! I just worry. Unless they do obviously flirting... )
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[x] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[x] You love cute little animals.
[x] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.
TOTAL :: 14
I am more girly~~
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[ ] People say you're loud and annoying.
[ ] You think you're God's gift to the world.
[x] You're a leader.
[x] You think you are good looking.
[ ] You're the oldest in your family.
[ ] You're childish.
[ ] You're the center of attention.
[x] You're very bossy.
[ ] You don't get along with others.
[x] You can be stubborn at times.
[ ] People say you're cranky.
[/] You're very quiet.
(Depends ;v; If I am comfy where I am or not... )
[ ] You always wear some type of accessory.
[ ] When you speak, you tell things how they are.
[x] You have a sibling.
[ ] Your hair sometimes curls, so it looks like you have Italy's curl.
[ ] You don't like to show emotion.
[ ] You get annoyed very easily.
[x] You believe in magic.
[x] You are extremely shy around strangers.
[ ] You apparently look scary.
[x] You wear glasses. (Or contacts >v>; Both! )
[x] You like to listen more than talk.
[ ] You're very tall.
(Ahahaha *weeps* )
[x] You've very good at building/making things with your hands.
[ ] You like debates.
[x] You have a hard time expressing your feelings.
[x] You have a playful personality.
[ ] You like someone who does not like you back.
[ ] You're a bit of a rebel.
[/] It's hard to understand you when you speak. (Or so some people say as I repeat myself again... )
[ ] People mistake you for the opposite gender.
[ ] You have a good sense of humor.
[x] You're a very sweet person.
[ ] You're always talking.
[x] You're short.
[x] You don't mind the cold.
[x] You're not the best cook.
[ ] You would be the perfect wife/mother.
[x] You're honest.
[x] Even if you won't admit it, you love your family. (But I openly admit it! )
[ ] You had/have a pet bird.
[ ] You love licorice.
(I mean, it's okay? I do like to eat it when my father spares me some from his horde! )
[x] You're very passionate about things.
[x] You're the youngest
[ ] You want to be a grown up.
[x] You get embarrassed easily.
[x] You are modest.
[ ] You have a short temper.
[ ] You don't like childish things.
Swedish! Just like my distant heritage!